Oh, you missed your weekly helping of @midnight? And you don’t have Hulu+ or…er….the internet? Allow us to assist with that. Our fearless leader Chris Hardwick had an awesome week on @midnight that included some tasteful side boob, an attempted assassination, and some very poop-centric comedy. Did we mention the assassination?
Monday night, Hardwick was joined by this hilarious Marina Franklin, Jesse Joyce and Todd Barry. In addition to learning how awesome the ladies of the South are, they took some time to remember that America is in the middle of a recession, and LinkedIn is a very important social network you should be utilizing to the fullest of your abilities. Also, it’s a professional place, people. So you should come up with the best personal title you can muster.
Tuesday brought Jessimae Peluso, Steve Ranazzisi, and Brent Morin into the @midnight arena, and Hardwick had some VERY important questions for everyone. First of all, how do you channel Coach Taylor? If you answered with a great line about hand jobs and football moms, you might be Steve Ranazzisi. But let’s be real: we celebrated the first day of Autumn this week, and this is the internet so it was time to battle it out over #ItsFallBecause. There were leaf and bush jokes all over the place!
Megan Neuringer, Steve Agee, and Nick Thune joined Chris on Wednesday night. Shirts were removed with joy. Everyone wanted to be drawn like one of Leo’s French girls, and can you really blame them? And we all had a moment of snickering into our elbows as faulty neon signs were examined for the best, worst, and most hilarious slogans to go along with #signfails.
And finally, Thursday brought out the maturity with #DongFoods, Chris wore a wizard hat, and Nikki Glaser, Julian McCullough and Michael Kosta stopped by. They kickstarted some dick art, made things complicated, and everything was basically coming up daisies. Except for that guy they killed to make a people burger. Also, reading turns you into a witch. At least that’s what we got from it.
We’ll have a heads up on next week’s contestants on #Hardwatch this Sunday! What was your favorite sketch this week? Sound off in the comments below.
Featured image via Nick Thune