Warning: If you are like us and merely hearing or reading the word “sushi” will ruin your life until you are able to stuff your face with unagi and spicy tuna, you might not want to proceed with this story, because when you are done your life will be without meaning until you can eat, literally, all of the sushi.
Sushi only has one drawback, only one negative that we must deal with each and every time we sit down for dinner: we get full before we have had enough. Now that isn’t really sushi’s fault, since our stomachs are really to blame, but also because there is no sushi that would be “enough” sushi. But that doesn’t mean we can’t dream, and when we do it looks exactly like this massive sushi roll.
We first came across this mega-food of the gods at Sploid, and it was shared by the YouTube channel Couch Potato Cook. In it, the Sushi Chef Institute of Torrance, California prepared a lengthy, all encompassing sushi roll for the Japanese Food festival last week. They said they were trying to replicate past attempts they have seen of this, but what they really managed to do was increase sales at sushi restaurants across the world, from customers who watched it and now can’t think of anything else.
We’re not sure how we’d eat this. Would we just pour soy sauce on top of it. Would we need 2x4s to pick it up? We don’t know, and we don’t care. We just want to find out.
Because “too much sushi” doesn’t exist.
How would you go about eating this? Roll into our comments and tell us what you would do.
Images: Couch Potato Cook