I’m not a fan of reality TV, but you don’t have to be a fan to enjoy MTV’s compilation of reality TV show elimination lines:
Yeah, “You’re fired” is in there. So are “Sashay away,” “Your show has been canceled.” “You’re chopped,” and, of course, “You are the weakest link. Goodbye!” Personally, I would prefer a show where losers are literally given the old vaudeville-style hook. There’s nothing more fitting than someone unwillingly being dragged off a stage, is there?