Lena Headey, who plays the incestuous and ruthless queen of House Lannister on HBO’s Game of Thrones, was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and the Kimmel asked her to read some actual quotes from contestants of The Bachelor as Cersei. Of course, you can’t expect her to get into character just like that, so they gave her a goblet of wine to make it authentic.
“I don’t think there’s one girl here who’s competition.” I think I’m way prettier than everyone else.”
“I’m going to punch her in the face. Like seriously.”
“Let’s be honest: who wants to f*** a virgin?”
“I think her boobs are fake, but it’s okay. Like, you can tell that they’re fake, and her breath is horrible. I wonder if they’ve kissed, because I’m sure he smells what I smell.”
“F*** these bitches.”
Geez, don’t any of the women on The Bachelor have any shame?
These were all pretty great, but I think the best was when she said, “I’m going to punch her in the face.” HBO could start dropping that line into trailers for season six and no one would bat an eye.
Lena Headey is so awesome we might actually be a little sad when Cersei finally gets what’s coming to her. But I’m a Stark Man, so I’m only capable of so much sympathy.
What other show would make for great Queen Cersei fodder? Tell us, little doves, what you think in the comments section below.