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Kevin Bacon and James Corden Release New Cologne: Bacon on Bacon

Bacon. Who doesn’t love Bacon? Before you respond to that with indignation my vegan friends of the world, notice the capital “b” in that word. Because we speak of the actor Kevin Bacon, a man whose approval rating transcends eating habits. Of course, bacon the food is pretty popular too. For so many of us there’s nothing quite like waking up to the aroma of fresh bacon filling the house, an intoxicating scent of all that is right and ever will be good in the world. There’s just something about bacon in any form, food or actor, that makes life better. So why not take both with you wherever you go? Why not allow the world to breathe you in the same as it does bacon/Bacon? That’s why you need to wear the new cologne “Bacon on Bacon.”

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We first saw this “promo” for the new fragrance at Vulture, and it comes from The Late Late Show With James Corden. It features all of the classic cologne/perfume commercial staples, like washed out colors, whispering, screaming, jazz music, and an air of surreal seriousness that can only be found when you treat scented water as life-altering. Though when it comes to B/bacon, isn’t it? Isn’t it?

So tell us Kevin, what exactly does “Bacon on Bacon” smell like, you the man or the delicious food? “They smell exactly the same. “Somehow we always knew that. Somehow we always knew.

What other actor would perfectly lend him or herself to a cologne or perfume? Sniff around our comments section to let us know.

Images: CBS

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