Ask the internet what part of Jurassic World was the most confusing to them, and at least someone will say it is the character Claire, played by Bryce Dallas Howard, out-running a T-Rex while still wearing her high heels. How could she possibly still be wearing those? How did she not ditch them after the mud in the forest or the pteranodon attack?
Well, XVP Comedy has set out to make those questions moot in the best way possible: digitally add high heels to all the characters in the previous films of the Jurassic Park series, even the dinosaurs. (It’s called The George Lucas Method, in my household.) It’s called Jurassic Park: The High Heel Edition. The three films are subjected to heel-ification, and they crank the ridiculous to 11. No one is safe for the digital re-shoe treatment either.
Ian Malcolm? Yep
Dr. Grant? Check
Muldoon? Set to stunning
Even the dinosaurs are given some serious heels to show off.
The video is utter ridiculousness, and also completely brilliant at the same time. Just imagine how long it takes to digitally add high heels onto every character possible for a video that is around two and a half minutes long.
Already throwing your money at the screen? Well, collect it off of the desk and floor and let us know what you thought of the video in the comments below. Oh, also, Muldoon.