It Is What You Think It Is Posted by Perry Michael Simon on April 28, 2011 Share: Twitter Facebook Google+ Reddit Email And if you think it is what it is, you wouldn’t put your fingers anywhere near it. HT: The Daily What Related Posts What's New What's Trending BLACK MIRROR Recap: “Hated in the Nation” Is a Honeycomb of Mysteries article Morgan Spurlock's RATS Will Get Under Your Skin (Review) article SPIDER-MAN RE-ANIMATE Gives a New Take on the Classic Cartoon article SHERLOCK Season 4 Premiere Date Revealed article Watch Phil Collins and The Roots' Perform "In the Air Tonight" article Exciting New STAR WARS EPISODE VIII Details Revealed! video John Cleese Recapping THE WALKING DEAD Is Simply Delightful article Hyper Realistic Superhero Portraits Are Amazing and Terrifying article Wolverine's LOGAN Trailer Looks Unlike Any Superhero Movie We've Seen article Comments Anonymous Burrito says: April 29, 2011 at 1:25 pm I have to *stand* in order to use it? Too much work… Flairtoo says: April 29, 2011 at 12:34 pm On second thought maybe more like a night deposit box. Flairtoo says: April 29, 2011 at 12:31 pm Is that like some kind of ATM for a sperm bank? spiph13 says: April 29, 2011 at 10:27 am Robot Overlords kneel before us….TWIST! EruditeVixen says: April 28, 2011 at 10:11 pm The troll a few comments up smells worse than that machine likely does. Christian says: April 28, 2011 at 8:39 pm I sure hope they have hand sanitizers next to it just like in Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. smartbunny says: April 28, 2011 at 4:37 pm Fucking Machines dot com… for men! Naeomen says: April 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm Low blow, Handy J, low blow. PapaFrita says: April 28, 2011 at 1:38 pm “Sperm Collector” See, all in the name of science. Handy J says: April 28, 2011 at 1:11 pm Only thing that sucks harder than this is a Jonah Ray set. Pete says: April 28, 2011 at 12:10 pm @ Saso, Fixed it for you: Isn’t this a bit pubic? three toes of fury says: April 28, 2011 at 12:03 pm “veee found your friend impaled on zis [email protected] -movie quote from Top Secret (an awesome flick). Jeff Edsell says: April 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm I’m, uh, taller than that. Just sayin’. Chad H says: April 28, 2011 at 11:48 am @Saso Alauf It’s a display at an expo I don’t think they expect it to be used there :p Also I have a “friend” that would like to purchase one….. Saso Alauf says: April 28, 2011 at 11:40 am Isn’t this a bit public?