Otaku girls, listen up! You never have to leave your house again! You think the onesie trend is fantastic, allowing you perfect comfort while you sit on your couch and watch anime or play video games? Oh, my friends, this is nothing. Today we have something even better than that Batman onesie! Bibi Lab is bringing you the very best in lazy pajamas! After last year’s success with the Dame-gi full body sleep suit, they made one for the ladies.
This wonderful piece of clothing, which will insure that you stay put in your cozy little home, has a convenient zipper in the back for evacuation, unlike the ones from Target, which make you unzip the entire thing! So annoying, right? Smacks of effort!
So fuzzy inside! So cuddly and adorable! And hey, no one needs to see your face. You need your beauty rest and these babies will let you get it with a small home in the face. Sure, you can move it around so you can play your games with a single eye for targeting, but that’s it. Also useful for stuffing it full of Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Do you have long, lustrous locks? Wanna put it in piggies or ponies? You have the option to let it all hang out with super useful holes in the Dame-gi-chan.
Suh cutah, right? Even better is no binding waist so you can do yoga. It’s very important to exercise, even if you’re a recluse. You’ve got to keep your strength up to go online and order pizza.
The chest lining is double strong, so you can go bra-less.
You can Google translate the sale page, but we’ve helpfully posted the best part for you: “You can restroom without taking off, the latest of the toilet system. History has been cultivated in the useless wear series “out about speedy ass surprised, ass clean up” please experience.” Enough said.
Dame Gi-chan full body jammies can be ordered here from Amazon Japan for 7,045 yen (US$59). Are you guys going to grab one of these? Get in line! Send us pictures of yourself, not that we’d recognize you, by tweeting me/us @JennaBusch/@Nerdist!