Kevin and Olivia have been ordered to go to Japan and navigate its poisonous blowfish, unorthodox address system and Ninja Warrior course. In their stead I shall be co-hosting for two whole weeks. Joining me will be a mash-up of Alison Haislip and Layla Kayleigh. Which days will Alison be on? Which days might Layla pop up? These are questions which have the kinds of answers that your TV box can provide via your eyes and ears.
Why, look at that picture to the right…the strategically disheveled hair, #d83f20-colored shirt, the glazed-over eyes that are a window into a world where robots frolic with dinosaurs—THAT is a man who knows how to fill-in host a geek-themed pop culture show! If you disagree, you are invited to go STRAIGHT TO HELL for fourteen days until your precious regular hosts return!!!
My residency begins today, the Second of September. With your help, I can ruin that show to the point that Kev-Livia doesn’t even recognize it when he/she gets back. I thank you.
*Attack of the Show airs every weeknight LIVE at 4 PST/7 EST on G4.