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I’m Hosting "Attack of the Show" For Two Whole Weeks

G4_meKevin and Olivia have been ordered to go to Japan and navigate its poisonous blowfish, unorthodox address system and Ninja Warrior course. In their stead I shall be co-hosting for two whole weeks. Joining me will be a mash-up of Alison Haislip and Layla Kayleigh. Which days will Alison be on? Which days might Layla pop up? These are questions which have the kinds of answers that your TV box can provide via your eyes and ears.

Why, look at that picture to the right…the strategically disheveled hair, #d83f20-colored shirt, the glazed-over eyes that are a window into a world where robots frolic with dinosaurs—THAT is a man who knows how to fill-in host a geek-themed pop culture show! If you disagree, you are invited to go STRAIGHT TO HELL for fourteen days until your precious regular hosts return!!!

My residency begins today, the Second of September. With your help, I can ruin that show to the point that Kev-Livia doesn’t even recognize it when he/she gets back. I thank you.

*Attack of the Show airs every weeknight LIVE at 4 PST/7 EST on G4.

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  2. bitnic says:

    good times. 🙂 and you got slapped at least twice! well done sir.

  3. charlie says:

    yea.. and social studies does suck!!

  4. bitnic says:

    Hey , you’re doing great Chris. Say…

    Could you put some more curry and hot peppers on that tonight for me? I’d like a side of controversy with that too please. With just a smidgeon of ambiguous rage please. k, thx.

  5. Yay! I call for a “Hard & Phirm” host AOTS day. 🙂

  6. Alan says:

    I DVRd it and have to say you seemed to have fun and you both did a great job/very funny and fun. Chris, why does AOTS aim itself toward the 18-34 while it pretty much does commercials for many things and services that mostly the late 30s and up crowd can afford?

  7. Ella says:

    Sweet!
    This is gonna be the most awesome half-month ever!
    Maybe you’ll even get smacked again!
    😀

  8. stewieX says:

    Well done today Chris. I always look forward to when you and Alison are hosting together, its a great show every time!

  9. Caleb says:

    You should get your own TV Show to host…… Oh yeah…. Is Wired Science still on?

  10. Jason Nash says:

    awesome Chris…
    I don’t watch this channel, but now I will.
    good luck, knock em’ dead.
    nash

  11. chrisallen says:

    sweet i got the shout out on stickam chat too 🙂

    and flitz called the quote of the day:

    “You go and be strong in your core while i’m punching you in the face…”

    or something like that hahah!

  12. chrisallen says:

    yay yay yay yay!

  13. Jay says:

    Do you have an office job at G4 when your not hosting?

  14. The Nerdist says:

    Thanks everyone! I’ll try to Brit it up with Layla, I did glue old Pereira chest shavings to my face and Dave Anthony is a 40 year old elderly crank.

  15. Nick says:

    it’s not a real beard. it’s kevin’s hair glued onto his face. but it does look pretty ba chris. plus, you + alison + layla = awesome. very glad to hear you guys will be intra-t.v.-enously serving my brain with knowledge (i can do puns too yay!)

  16. Nicofopolous says:

    I don’t know if anyone else has said it, but, I’m digging the beard.

  17. Dave Anthony says:

    You don’t deserve this honor.

  18. Lisa says:

    “#d83f20-colored shirt” — LMFAO! Isn’t that the same name Versace is using for that color this season?

  19. HollywoodRS says:

    Do it Chris!

  20. Charlie says:

    chris does his talkin with his beard!!

  21. Jeremy says:

    Haha, sorry to admit it, but I want to see him get hit by Layla again too!

  22. Horacio says:

    I’m exited to see you host the show. I want to see if you can get Layla to hit you again.

  23. too cool. i always enjoy it. then i cry a little bit.

  24. John says:

    Aww… it’s always a special treat when you host in K-Per and O-Munn’s absence cannot wait.

  25. Alan says:

    Have fun Chris, you do a superior job hosting.

    On one occasion hosting with Layla a short while back you both seemed to connect/genuinely get into some fun with “what’s all this then?” as you charmed her with a fake British accent; may I humbly request you think about doing a little more of your hack Brit accent (and British sayings) when with Layla for fun?

  26. Scott325 says:

    I’ve been waiting on this since last week. As far as I’m concerned you and Alison are the best hosting duo.