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I Removed Kevin Pereira’s Wangus

If you see Kevin walking down the street sporting a seriously chompy cameltoe, this is why. I was GOING to sell it for a fortune on ebay because Ladies Love Cool K, but sadly a homeless guy ate it when it fell out of my pocket while giving him change. He said it tasted familiar, which I found to be an odd remark.

You’re still one of my favorite people, though, Kev!