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I Removed Kevin Pereira’s Wangus

If you see Kevin walking down the street sporting a seriously chompy cameltoe, this is why. I was GOING to sell it for a fortune on ebay because Ladies Love Cool K, but sadly a homeless guy ate it when it fell out of my pocket while giving him change. He said it tasted familiar, which I found to be an odd remark.

You’re still one of my favorite people, though, Kev!

Image: G4

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Comments

  1. jimnuts` says:

    You should totally have him as a guest on the podcast!

  2. mndrew says:

    and with this article, websense has been tripped and nerdist.com is now banned from the workplace. *sigh*

  3. Jerkface says:

    You’d think for a show about nerdier culture, they’d spell Kuato correctly.

    I love you Chris, but mother fuck G4. Miss me some TechTV.

  4. smartbunny says:

    Operation always creeped me. The noise, the light-up nose, and what’s with that guy’s haircut anyway?

    Props to the prop dept for this though, nice work!

  5. Luanne says:

    Those are not sterile surgical conditions- if he gets a post-op infection, it’s on your head!

  6. Tim says:

    Nice hat. Did you just finish on the set of Newsies 2? Is Christian Bale in this one too?

  7. Patti says:

    I’m with smartbunny. That is disturbing.

  8. Haha!! The Quatto mutant from Total Recall – Nice! (>_<)

  9. adAnt says:

    And now he has a vagangus!

  10. adAnt says:

    And now he has a vagangis!

  11. Lucas says:

    When is Kevin going to be on the podcast? That would be awesome.

  12. smartbunny says:

    Oh that is upsetting.