I believe it’s official as it will ever be…I’m joining the cast of Attack of the Show on G4 as the “Gadget Pr0n” guy. Basically, I’m the new Will O’Neal. This may piss some people off because Will is great, and I totally understand that. But think of me as your gadget stepdad—maybe you’ll never be able to love me as much as your real dad, but I’ll lie to your mom to cover your ass when necessary and occasionally I’ll sneak you a beer. We can still have a pretty good relationship, if you let it happen.
It turns out that I am a gadget whore and I like to talk on television, so I couldn’t be more excited about this.