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I Don’t Understand Job [NSFW]

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  1. ck says:

    Best line: “I need a translator like I’m reading Balzac/To crack the Rosetta Stone over your ball sack.”

    Chris, I hope you taught them while your were there. Shake it like a Shake Weight!

  2. Geekthecomptroller says:

    Bravo! Funny, very funny. I want to share it with the world, but I am unsure how my world feels about hand jobs.

  3. Patti says:

    That was great! Nice cameo, Chris!!! I’m going to watch it again!!

  4. Damn Funny! I loved this video!

  5. DefconDan says:

    @SandraD Hahahahaah that would be awesome! I would have thought your response song would be Lick Me Baby One More Time (This Time with Feeling)

  6. Hannah says:

    Hilarious. I loved the cameo, the looks on your face in the video were priceless.

  7. I want to hug these gals so hard. So smart & funny. Being a sex nerd I have this overwhelming urge to create a response song. Working title: “Use Both Hands.”

  8. Jim P. says:

    Shake Weight — FTW!! This was just entirely too enjoyable…

  9. pandoras lunchbox says:

    @sean g – Did you not know what Chris looked like? Someone never watched Shipmates.

  10. gigdrummer says:

    Chris’s look over the book is fuckin priceless!

  11. Jenn Zuko says:

    er, what is Chris doing there??

  12. Sara says:

    @sean g

    “Chris Hardwick, on the other hand, was both tanner and bulkier (and less glassesey) than expected.”

    Wait, what did you think he looked like?

  13. corwalch says:

    LOVED it! Altho, to be honest handjobs aren’t really that difficult. Chris, let me know if you need a little practice!

  14. kevin says:

    would love to see the outtakes to this

  15. Sean G says:

    That oversized New Yorker was awesome. I’d only heard G&O up till now, so seeing that they are as adorable as advertised was a real treat. Chris Hardwick, on the other hand, was both tanner and bulkier (and less glassesey) than expected.

  16. Annecoultersadamsapple says:

    Hearing Kate Micucci sing about handjobs is like hearing elmo sing about handjobs.

  17. Derek says:

    Man crush on Chris Hardwick: + 12.7%

  18. NerdRage42 says:

    Uh-maze-balls. Love these girls. They truly belong here with us among the nerds. So…I bet that means it’s my challenge to get thee to GeekGirlCon!!!

    Love,
    @NerdRage42

  19. tina says:

    Hilarinformative indeed! “Throw ’em like a partay” is still killing me ><

  20. Joe Average says:

    They’ve gotta do a sequel: “Blow job, blow job, Ijustdontknowjob!”

  21. my-name-here says:

    holy fuck… this is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my life! got me laughing to tears.

  22. Rosscott says:

    That’s hilarious. And informative. HilarInformative?

  23. Raymond Kemp says:

    this video was amazing…I love the cameo by Nerdist and the reference to Wil Wheaton and Alex P. Keaton.

    Garfunkel and Oates are 2 funny ladies.

  24. Andrew says:

    I wish at the end Chris said “I won’t make you stop.” Good stuff anyway, I love Garfunkel and Oates.

  25. Daniel says:

    Was that an audio sample from “Let’s Go to the Mall” in there?

  26. Amrehlu says:

    Huh… a video named “I Don’t Understand Job” and there were two confused looking chicks in it, I thought it was going to be something sexist. Was still funny/entertaining even though it was a surprise subject.

  27. dom A. says:

    Man, G&O were VIDEOBOMBED! Where was Wil though?

  28. Lisa G says:

    Nice touch reading The New Yorker book. Made ya look classy.

  29. Samsara says:

    As an adult male, I don’t understand them either. Not to be immodest, but there are better things to be done with my penis. Handjobs are for girls her aren’t ready for such things. Not that I would know about such girls. Anymore.

  30. Eric says:

    It’s kinda jarring to see Kate Micucci singing about giving a handy when she played such a wholesome character on “Scrubs”. Not that I’m complaining, no, this was quite an entertaining song.

  31. That was some pretty killer choreography

  32. Kijan says:

    that made me uncomfortable…it was fantastic

  33. James C says:

    Girlfriend just asked me to thank you for posting this and clearifying that it wasn’t just her :-)
    G&O are definitely a great addition to the Podcast!

  34. Brilliant. Simply brilliant. And Chris, your parts probably amused me the most.

  35. Chris Hardwick says:

    G&O ARE in fact going to be on the podcast. We recorded it at Bumbershoot. Should be up next week!

  36. mark says:

    That dude is soooo getting a handy.

  37. Joe Smith says:

    Does this mean that G&O will finally be on the podcast?

  38. Derf says:

    These girls are so pretty.

    Why are the so UNsexy?

  39. Iris says:

    That was… weird… but interesting.. but weird.. mostly funny… yes i’m going with funny :)

  40. Doug B says:

    That guy at the end of the couch was kind of a 3rd wheel…

  41. Wallace says:

    This is Great! I laughed so hard it brought tears to my eyes.

  42. DefconDan says:

    HA Humorous AND educational… its like “We didn’t start the Fire” except more phallic!? Nice cameo there Hardwick…

  43. PBJ Platypus says:

    Ohohoho, wow. That was incredibly entertaining. I do wonder how anybody working on this was able to deadpan so very well.

  44. kevin says:

    of all the things that i was expecting….this was not one of them LOL