My good friend and "Attack of the Show" writer Kevin Seccia has just started what may prove the be the most useful cloud in the blogosphere. HowToBeatUpAnything.com is exactly what the url puports: A GUIDE FOR BEATING UP ANYTHING. The first few posts instruct plucky pugilists as to the proper methods for dispensing proper beat-downs to Achilles, a father and son team, and an apple-throwing tree from The Wizard of Oz.
And it is hilarious.
If have any "how to beat up" queries of your own, leave them here in the comments thread and I will pass them on.