Listen, we all love Game of Thrones, right? Of course we do — it’s the most epic, batshit insane, and delightfully twisted series from “the world’s most notorious serial killer, George R.R. Martin.” That last bit is real talk from the folks over at Screen Junkies, who’ve (finally!) created not one, but TWO honest trailers for the HBO series: one spoiler-filled, the other spoiler-free. Because I’ll be damned if this show isn’t the most spoiler-filled and easily-spoiled series ever put on television. (I mean, seriously: those books are a million years long, approximately.)
Whichever flavor you pick, the accuracy with which they describe the show is more on-point than Oberyn Martell’s trusty spear (which you’ll meet in the upcoming fourth season — and feel free to take that phrasing any way you like, ya perverts). But don’t just take our word for it, get imp-slapped with the silly truth yourself. Just don’t [REDACTED] like [REDACTED] when [REDACTED] gets [REDACTED]. (Sorry — just trying to keep things as spoiler-free as possible. Seven hells is that difficult to do.)
Spoiler-Free Honest Trailer:
Totally Spoilerific Honest Trailer:
What’d you think of their take on GoT? Let us know in the comments — just don’t be a total Varys about it.
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