Tell ’em about the Twinkie.
What about the Twinkie?
Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this new sample, it would be a Twinkie…STUFFED WITH GREEN SLIME.
Isn’t it great that Twinkies didn’t go out of business for good, so we could live to see this? First revealed on ENM Sales and Services’ Twitter feed, these gruesomely green snacks ought to be out in time for the new movie, and it’s the most appropriate Ghostbusters tie-in this side of marshmallows.
For others, this may seem like a sign of the end times. The dead rising from their graves. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria. Hey, maybe if we start eating, everybody else will join in.
We’re not sure what Walter Peck would make of the ingredients, but are pretty sure they’re immune to your collection of spores, molds, and fungus (Egon really should have said FUNGI, there, shouldn’t he? I just caught that. Unless he literally just has one fungus).
Anyone remember the Slimer Sundae from Ghostbusters 2? That was super-gross, like, it actually had a mucus texture. Lime flavor cream looks like the tastiest thing on earth next to that. I don’t know about you, but my tastebuds intend to come, see, and KICK ITS ASS!
Are these the Twinkies you’re looking for? Is “lime” the new magic word? Are you curious?
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