My pal Patrick Borelli, a fine New York comic, has a joke-turned-into-reality service called “Typed Tweets.” It’s pretty self-explanatory but I’ll explain anyway! For a mere $5 US, you submit your favorite tweet, Patrick himself types it up on an old typewriter (it’s like a computer without the flaming and the porn) onto really fancy paper and then mails it to you.
I find this to be incredibly charming and fun. C’mon! You’re just going to lose that $5 on something silly anyway. This way, you can bring your tweeted snark into meatspace and frame it for all time!