Gayest Racing Game EVER. (Literally) Posted by Chris Hardwick on August 25, 2009 Share: Twitter Facebook Google+ Reddit Email This is nine kinds of awesome. I don’t know what the purpose of it is, but do you really need one? [via Buzzfeed] Comments J.A. says: March 26, 2010 at 6:07 pm I actually get this reference/internet meme, haha… It’s probably a short clip made by some crazy Japanese nerds (aka otaku) who idolize this gay porn star Billy Harrington. The whole thing is pretty famous in Japan and Korea, actually, and these clips usually take soundbites from his (in)famous work, in which he wrestles another guy and then gets into um… boing-boing, you know what I mean… So if you listen closely, you can hear his voice saying things like “you like that” or “wanna do it again?” The whole phenomenon has kinda exploded into this giant internet media thing in Japan and Billy Harrington actually visited Japan to meet his fans several years back in Valentine’s day… In short, not a video game, just a random clip celebrating the manliness of mori-no-yosei (The Forest Fairy, Billy Harrington’s nickname in Japan)… PS. Though you might not believe, this entire thing is NOT a gay thing… Justin D. says: October 17, 2009 at 2:27 pm Uhhh. I’m gay and I’m offended by that. Baby Crotch Face was a terrible mistake. It was our attempt at natural (unnatural) reproduction (crimes against nature), the experiment, obviously, failed. We locked them away deep in Fire Island and swore to never speak of them again. But they escaped and we dressed our best men to look like red necks and gave them construction vehicles, so it would look like any old ‘chasin’ the gays,’ a common occurance here in the South. As you can see above, it all went horribly, horribly wrong. Ps- Chris Hardwick, I met you at SD Comic-Con this year (the 2 or 3 o’clock singing thing, I was the guy who got his BSG PSP stolen by an old lady) and I wanted to tell you that you do have a gay fan base. It may be just me and my boyfriend. But don’t worry about him, I told him that he’ll have to take a backseat should you ever become curious. neuhaus says: September 14, 2009 at 7:09 am this is your gay on drugs. Johnny says: August 28, 2009 at 9:25 am The missile-spitting baby head was quite a palate cleanser! I had to go get a rag for my monitor, and tape on a fresh Bonies! Most awesome video yet! Michael LaMere (The Fish) says: August 28, 2009 at 6:11 am I think my mind just exploded and I would have voted for Proposition 8, just on that video alone. Are all gay muscular guys that flexible? They seem to know each others bodies pretty well to be able to contort into shapes like that. Props to them I guess. Great video. Michael John says: August 27, 2009 at 12:12 am No comments on the music? I don’t know a soul who couldn’t get down to those sweet beats. Roshan says: August 26, 2009 at 9:11 pm WTF! LOL. Ramon says: August 26, 2009 at 5:21 pm How do you end up with this video, do you just type: race 3d gay baby head into the search bar. I laugh when he took his tighty whities off and a “head” appeared. great vid Baxter says: August 26, 2009 at 9:05 am I need a palate cleanser! richit says: August 26, 2009 at 2:17 am Seriously, WTF?? Please tell me this is not a real game! icemanplyr101 says: August 25, 2009 at 10:15 pm The best part is the fact that the steamroller was drifting through the first part of the clip! YEEEAYA!!! FTW! himynameisnick says: August 25, 2009 at 3:03 pm WTF is this gayness? is it a real game? aeon65 says: August 25, 2009 at 2:49 pm So did anyone else notice the frame cut at 16 seconds in. You have to pause the video just when they show the headlight eyes then do a quick start/stop a couple of times. There are two cut away frames that are worth seeing. Ashley Pitts says: August 25, 2009 at 2:26 pm Um, I think I just lost a few billion brain cells. T’was funny, but almost as bad as watching “Dude, Where’s My Car”. David A. MacNeil says: August 25, 2009 at 1:32 pm I…don’t get it. Andrew O says: August 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm My favorite part was when I showed it to my wife and halfway through she asked, “how can it get any weirder?” And then it got so much weirder. Joel Massey says: August 25, 2009 at 1:04 pm While it may be the gayest racing game ever, I confess to rolling the aisle while laughing. I am neither speechless nor dismayed, as some of your other commentators purport to have been, and just want to say that, except for the turtle videos, it’s the most hilarious and easily the funniest video I’ve seen on the web is weeks. BTW… the baby head? WTF? Justin says: August 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm Well if you will excuse me, I have to go gouge my eyes out with a Spork now. Ryan says: August 25, 2009 at 12:14 pm I think it’s illegal to control this game with a Wiimote in 49 states. Lorie Doty says: August 25, 2009 at 10:50 am Do all buff, gay men have smiling, baby-faced penises? I had no idea. Chris says: August 25, 2009 at 10:33 am A-W-E-S-O-M-E Oh My Gawd YES Brian says: August 25, 2009 at 9:42 am I was able to take it all in stride until the baby head. I DID NOT EXPECT THE BABY HEAD. That was the exact moment where I went “wait… what?!?” Marie says: August 25, 2009 at 9:33 am Oh My God, why?! Nos14 says: August 25, 2009 at 9:29 am What the F#@% was that?!? Kaz says: August 25, 2009 at 9:25 am wtp! Where did u find this? I’m speechless!!!! Dismayed!!!!!!!!!!!!! Taamlc says: August 25, 2009 at 9:19 am At first I thought I was watching the ambiguously gay duo, Then transformers, then to Teletubbies. Is it trying to keep people from procreating? 7Murdo says: August 25, 2009 at 8:52 am Wow Thats all I got. which way to the pallet cleansing?? RKanak says: August 25, 2009 at 8:49 am What….in…the…world? SHANEDAV says: August 25, 2009 at 8:47 am Ummmmmm Cris how can I un-see This Deltus says: August 25, 2009 at 8:42 am Was fine with it until the baby head, appearing as the one gay dude’s crotch, spat out the red energy blast. I just… my brain doesn’t know how to process that. So, uh… win?! aeon65 says: August 25, 2009 at 8:41 am Um… well… just WOW! Don’t quite know what to say about that. But I agree with @Arbmanthesheep. Jesse Mack says: August 25, 2009 at 8:35 am I was able to take it all in stride until the baby head. I DID NOT EXPECT THE BABY HEAD. Davd Share says: August 25, 2009 at 8:34 am Um………. Gary says: August 25, 2009 at 8:33 am Unbelievable. Dorian Wallace says: August 25, 2009 at 8:32 am 0_O The Teletubbies sky baby at the end did me in. chase says: August 25, 2009 at 8:31 am LMAO and sending to all my gay boyfriends right now – thanks! Arbmanthesheep says: August 25, 2009 at 8:29 am Good gravy, man. If I ever found this in my local independent game store, I’d snatch it. If I found it at Gamestop, though, I’d panic my pants.