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GAME OF THRONES Isn’t Ready for Our DJ KHALED Parody Music Video
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GAME OF THRONES Isn’t Ready for Our DJ KHALED Parody Music Video

All men must die. But who says you can’t greet winter’s arrival and the impending end of the realm of living by getting more lit than a newly freed dragon with a couple of your closest enemies? (There’s no better way to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.) When it comes to the Game of Thrones, you win or you…sing about it—at least if you’re in our latest video.

Like “Belle and Boujee” and “That Spidey Life” before it, our intrepid Nerdist Presents team has cooked up another parody banger based on the DJ Khaled song “I’m the One,” which we’re calling “It’s My Throne.” But instead of Khaled, Justin Bieber, Quavo, Chance The Rapper, and Lil Wayne, we’ve got George R.R. Martin, Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Cersei Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Varys, Littlefinger, and many, many more (because it wouldn’t be Game of Thrones-related if there weren’t at least 1,500 characters involved).

Featuring the likes of Riff Raff as know-nothinger Jon Snow, Andy Milonakis as Varys (everyone’s favorite merman), and Simon Rex as Littlefinger (plus so many more great folks—see below!), “It’s My Throne” is filled with exactly the sort of Dany determination, Cersei braggadocio, and Jon Snow waffling you know you’re going to miss once this song of ice and fire is over.

Check out the lyrics and details below!

It’s My Throne

Daenerys
Yeah, you’re lookin’ at the queen Dragons never lie, no
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne Blood riders at my back
Know they’re ride or die, yeah
(let’s ride, let’s ride!)
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne, yeah
Seven kingdoms need a great emancipator
I’m burning up all you tyrants and you slavers
Dad was mad, but I’m flying high, nooooow
It’s my throne, yeah
Oh-eh-oh-oh-oh, eh-oh
It’s my throne
Oh-eh-oh-oh-oh, eh-oh It’s my iron throne

Cersei
Dany! I’m the one that brings that hot stuff (hot stuff)
Take out haters in a green puff (wildfire)
Bring yo army, they about to get rebuffed (rebuffed)
I’m the Queen of this Landing, get your crew roughed (roughed up)
Ring yo’ bells, but there ain’t no way to shame me
You ride dragons but I ride my brother Jaime
I’m a queen and you’re so bloody common
You ain’t ever gonna take the seat that I’m in
If you try you end up just like Tommen,
Joffrey, Myrcella — brt-brt! — my kids are dead!

Yeah, you’re lookin’ at the queen
Lions never lie, no
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne
Got the Mountain in my court
Know he’s ride or die, yeah
(let’s ride, let’s ride!)
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne, yeah

Daenerys
Seven kingdoms don’t need no more dictators
I’m sailin’ west to kill you Westerosi haters
Watch my baby dragons in the sky, nooooow
It’s my throne, yeah
Oh-eh-oh-oh-oh, eh-oh
It’s my throne
Oh-eh-oh-oh-oh, eh-oh
It’s my iron throne

Jon
Okay tho
Uh, the Night’s Watch could not send me to hell
But then that Red Lady knew I was Lord of Winterfell
Now my bastard self is fighting for my daddy’s name
I’m reppin Stark and Ima bring my fam’ly back to fame (Gucci Fame)
We don’t got no rivals
(Sansa)
Ramsey turned to dog poo, (Corso)
(Arya)
Frey boys in a pie, tho
(Bran)
Will I ever walk, bro?
(Meera)
Three-eyed raven says “No”
(Jon)
Starks are at the top tho, Cersei trynta rock tho– okay, no
Wolf, wolf, wolf, I’ma wolf brother
They’re needing a King that’s fair and just and fights like no other
Mmmm maybe that’s really me. Maybe it’s destiny
Maybe okay, okay fine

Yeah, you’re lookin’ at the king
Wolves never lie, no
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne
Got the Free Folk in my court
Know they’re ride or die, yeah
(let’s ride, let’s ride!)
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne, yeah

Cersei
Time to get rid of all you filthy traitors

Daenerys
Ask the Unsullied, I’m the one true saviour
Try to burn me, I’m immune to fire, nooooow
It’s my throne, yeah
It’s my throne, yeah
Oh-eh-oh-oh-oh, eh-oh
It’s my throne
Oh-eh-oh-oh-oh, eh-oh
It’s my iron throne

Varys
Birdies in the sky
They all retweeting my best lines
Making fake news and ima make the kingdom mine
Cuz you may think that ima eunuch
That I’m not an opportunist
But ill be ruling soonest
While I’m flossing in my tunic

Tyrion
Seven Gods! The iron throne is where the queen will sit
You’re a bunch of clowns
But I’m the God of Wine and Tits. Step Aside.
And when “’m on the council, can’t out drink me.
They think they can beat me
But the Imp will smash your city

Littlefinger
Don’t be silly.
Baelish is the only team that’s flexin’
Teaching fools a lesson
While my homies out there wreckin’
Littlefinger intersecting, got some names that need correcting
Call me Lord of the Vale
Or call me Petyr while we necking. (no lie)

Daenerys
Yeah, you’re lookin’ at the queen
Dragons never lie, no
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne

Cersei
Girl you better watch your back
Or you’re gonna die, now
It’s my throne, yeah, It’s my throne, yeah

Night King
Don’t you know, girl?
Don’t you know, girl?
Winter’s coming for you
Winter’s coming
Don’t you know, girl?
Don’t you know, girl?
Winter’s coming for you
Yeah, Winter’s coming
Don’t you know, girl?
Don’t you know, girl?
Winter’s coming for you
Yeah, Winter’s coming
Don’t you know, girl?
Don’t you know, girl?
Winter’s coming for you
(It’s my throne)
(Yeah it’s my throne)


CREDITS

Produced by Jason Nguyen
Directed by Andrew Bowser
Director of Photography Conner Heck

Music by Freddy Scott
Lyrics by Joan Ford, Aliza Pearl, Jason Nguyen, and Erik Kozura

Wardrobe Stylist Rae Esterlina
Key MUA Misti Dawn
FX MUA Sidney Cumbie & Jackie Coon
Prosthetics by RBFX

Titles Charles Chattuck
VFX Tim Herrold
Color Andy Inglat

Starring

Riff Raff as Jon Snow
Simon Rex as Petyr Baelish
Andy Milonakis as Varys
Kate Elliott as Daenerys Targaryen
Steve Zaragoza as George R.R. Martin
Kristen Rozanski as Cersei Lannister
Bree Essrig as Sansa Stark
Amanda Troop as Meera Reed
Ben Papac as Bran Stark
Gianna DiDonato as Arya Stark
Sammy The Dwarf as Tyrion Lannister
Sidney Cumbie as Night’s King
Mickey the Horse as…the horse

Animals provided by Benay’s Birds and Animal Source

Dancers

Deanna Leggett
Katie Reese
Miah Blake

Girl with Dragon Egg

Jessa Doll

Vocalists

Daenerys/Myah Marie
Cersei/Kristen Rozanski
George/Freddy Scott
Jon/Riff Raff
Varys/Andy Milonakis
Petyr Baelish/Simon Rex
Bran/Ben Papac
Meera/Amanda Troop
Sansa/Myah Marie
Arya/Alicia Lutes
Tyrion/Freddy Scott

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