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GAHHHH! Old Lady Sprouts Horn!!!

I got nothin’ for this one. Other than abject terror, that is…I mean, I’m sure it’s nothing more than a benign cutaneous keratinous tumor but GAH!!!

via zuzutop


  1. Chunk says:

    im sorry i just had to … im so hornee

    Just like NineBlind

  2. Chunk says:

    that horns so big it made Chris hardwick change his name to Chris Harddick

  3. Thomas Wood says:

    K, so I looked up this disease and it’s for real, though it looks like most of the time you don’t get such an elegant configuration. But seriously, first sign of the horn, wouldn’t you be inclined to cut it off or shave it down?

    Shit, I can’t even go a week into a beard without tugging at the little fuckers coming out of my face.

  4. iGir says:

    Oh look it’s Lucifer’s grate grate grate grate grandmother

  5. jerry cusick says:

    “I don’t understand why they won’t let me play in the flag football game”?

    ” Radivoguy”

  6. jerry cusick says:

    Hey ” does anyone want to play pin the tail on the donkey”?


  7. Deltus says:

    I bet she would feel less awkward if she had a matching horn on the other side. I know I would.

  8. jerry cusick says:

    Ya know ” My dad use to tell me use your head for more than a hat rack”


  9. jerry cusick says:

    My Mom use to tell me to “don’t just use your head for a coat rack”

    Jerry Cusick
    ” Radivoguy”

  10. Mike Flowers says:

    looks like grandma caught a mean case of goat herpes

  11. jerry cusick says:

    Come-on just try it “Sit on my face”!

  12. jerry cusick says:

    Hey “you forgot to put the toilet seat down’

  13. I think the other one broke off or something. You can see the mark from the right one that doesn’t scare me at all. I’m fine with it really. Excuse me while I go into my room and huddle in the corner chanting to myself about how everything is going to be okay.


  14. She’s obviously at the My Demon Lover convention…

  15. melissa says:

    i’d still rather have that gnarly business in my mouth than a hot pocket side shot

  16. Chip says:

    Uhhhh grief,; If that is photoshop, I don’t know a single person who could kiss the boots of that artist. If not, HEAD FOR THE HILLS! because the end is nearer than we first thought!

  17. @keyboardcatpat says:

    And in a related story, the very last unicorn has been found dead.

  18. nineblind says:

    I am….

  19. lavinialuna says:

    shut up and get upstairs so we can do it, nineblind. Although, I’m not as horny as grandma…

  20. nineblind says:

    Sorry blackhead then!! Somebody get the duct tape.

  21. lavinialuna says:

    It’s a blackhead, dork!

  22. nineblind says:

    I’m not going to pop that whitehead!

  23. anonymouse says:

    that old woman is EVIL…..I TOLD you SHE’S EVIL!!

  24. galtomasum says:

    “Here’s a quarter. Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face”
    -Uncle Buck

  25. Taylor says:

    Hellboy is not aging well

  26. Kaileigh says:

    Hmmm… I sense photoshop.

  27. Timmortal says:

    Welcome to the Chronicles of Nannyia! Ugh! That’s the ugliest faun I’ve ever seen! Send it to “Free Billy” they’ll know what to do.

  28. Nerdy Justin says:

    looks like she had the horn on the right removed. seriously. this chick is a demon or her mother got donkfunkulous with a bull.

  29. Beefgun says:

    Man, this reminds me, I haven’t seen Legend in like, forever.

  30. Dean says:


    its Horned Gramma . . Give a kissy kiss fer Gran-gran. . . if it weren’t fer this horn, you wouldn’t a been born…

  31. DANIEL AMARAL says:

    sweet jesus!…..holy shit balls!

  32. john g says:

    Why couldn’t I pick this character in Street fighter II?

  33. mamagaea says:

    That looks too much like photoshop to me.

  34. Chris says:

    Another reason to die young. Well played, Horn Lady. Well played.

  35. ooo me so horny!! seriously im very horny.

  36. I kinda want to have sex with it. its not gay, its make believe.

  37. Peter says:

    Perhaps it’s an aphrodisiac, like the “lower” horn

  38. badscience says:

    Or should you say, “BAAAAAAAH!” ?

  39. Starstew says:

    She could get a part in Chronicles of Nanna-na.

  40. my_leisure says:

    Ah from the twitter I thought it’d be my Ex-g/f

  41. Frank0127 says:

    The worst part about this? Look on the left side of her forehead.

    There’s another one about to emerge.

  42. V-4-Vendetta says:

    Still saving up to remove that second horn!!

  43. Aaron MK says:

    WHAT THE F%#K?!?!?!?!?!

  44. Kelly Oxford says:

    I’m jealous.

  45. Todd Berger says:

    That is one HUGE fucking mole hair!

  46. Someone find the holy water and quickly!