Look out, because TGIF is about to take a frightening turn. You thought Full House was a heartwarming story about a single dad, his brother-in-law, and his best friend struggling to raise three girls as best as they can? You were wrong. So very wrong. There’s more to the tale. Danny Tanner wasn’t a loving father; He was a maniac who fought to keep his family close in order to control them. Once people enter his home, they never seem to be able to leave. Can’t you hear Danny’s evil laugh?
A new trailer by HSG Productions uncovers the truth. This sitcom didn’t belong on TGIF with family shows; it should have been on cable television. HSG cuts together footage from the series, and the new material sheds light on what’s really happening inside the Tanner residence. It’s not good. Be prepared to be disturbed by the following edit that reveals Full House was actually a horror story.
The way HSG Productions leveraged the long pauses and Danny Tanner’s crazy facial expressions paints a horrifying picture. Instead of getting lost in Jesse Katsopolis’ soulful eyes, all I could do was stare straight ahead in a confused manner. I can’t summon the feelings to envy D.J. or Stephanie’s family life. I can’t even appreciate the cuteness of Michelle. I’m just too worried about their safety. The slow place of the trailer only serves to emphasize the terror factor. It’s kind of intense.
Who else needs a palette cleanser after watching that video? Shout out in the comments so I know I’m not alone.