Doritos, the mainstay of parties everywhere. The elegant crisps are best when eaten with a knife and fork or if you must use your hands, with your pinky in the air and napkins nearby…Who are we kidding, Doritos are best eaten on the couch, straight out of a family-sized bag while binge-watching your favorite show.
However they’re consumed, inevitably the pointy crunchy triangles will find their way to your shirt, which will serve as a makeshift shelf for the chip pieces that escaped the killing floor. Toronto-based artist Megan Campagnolo has solved the unslightly problem those crumbs create by crafting the Doritos Sweater.
Each Doritos sweater is custom-made and hand-embroidered by Campagnolo herself. It speaks to the slob in all of us. Yes, why can’t your massacre of snack food become a fashionable decoration? Sparkly orange thread brightens up these mock chips and brings them to life for all eternity on your attire.
Fit for a fancy office party or a family portrait, however you choose to wear this exquisite homage to Frito Lay’s most famous product you can rest assured that you will be unique in your wardrobe choice. But when it comes down to it, just like the comfort of a full bag of Cool Ranch, this sweater is best worn at home where you’re most comfortable. Forget Netflix and chill, Doritos and chill is the new jam.
The Doritos Sweater is available for order online at rosehoundapparel.com.
Would you wear a Doritos Sweater? The only acceptable answer is yes. Let us know in the comments!