First, there were wooden planks with roller skate wheels. Next, pressed wood decks with polyurethane wheels fixed with custom trucks. Now, the next stage in skateboarding technology is upon us – the dogboard.
Clearly, this is fake. If I hear about any of you snapping your dog in half trying to boardslide down a rail, you’re an idiot.
The overlord demands you FOLLOW MATTHEW on TWITTER or else you’ll be filled with sadness forever.