Don’t Feed Them Posted by Danny Damore on January 21, 2011 Share: Twitter Facebook Google+ Reddit Email So what should you do if someone trolls you? Fox 11 News in Los Angeles ran this report on the “maddening Internet phenomenon” and actually got it right in the end. Oh, BTW iPhone rulez Android sux! PROOF via reddit Tags fox news, trolls Comments boner enhancing lotion for free in 5 days says: January 24, 2011 at 10:33 am Shannon says: January 22, 2011 at 7:58 pm This report doesn’t even accurately depict trolls… its more about making things awkward and uncomfortable now [Omegle….] ultimatenerd22 says: January 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm I hate fox news. JetpackBlues says: January 22, 2011 at 9:22 am With all the people in the United States, nay the world, who are going to sleep hungry every night, it pains me to see the active stance against feeding trolls. Everyone deserves a hot meal, even if it consists of a heaping bowl of STFU. Fuck you right in your soul-less hearts. For less than 5 minutes a day, you can help feed a troll by donating your anger, bile, rage, apoplexy, indignation and many other feelings that lie just beneath the surface. Won’t you help today? pandoras.lunchbox says: January 22, 2011 at 7:08 am Wait, you can be a professional troll? Where do I apply? Also, you want to know how to not feed the trolls? Don’t do a news report on them. Scott says: January 22, 2011 at 12:20 am Wow, I haven’t been Rick-Rolled in ages. Josh says: January 21, 2011 at 10:39 pm Another good way to handle trolls is to not be a dumb ass whom allows themselves to be emotionally influenced in a negative way by words of unknown jokers with no true frame of reference on that which they speak. Get over it and learn to not take words or life so seriously before our imminent deaths. matt says: January 21, 2011 at 9:57 pm I wonder what the news will tell us about next! They forgot to mention that trolls eat babies. Jet says: January 21, 2011 at 9:45 pm Trolls have feelings too, guys. You all stink. Literally. I can smell you from here. Tiffany Graham says: January 21, 2011 at 8:29 pm OMG you guys are like totally mean!!! Go troll somewhere else you noobs!!! LMAO (~_o) mRuss says: January 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm “Fox 11 News in Los Angeles ran this report … and actually got it right in the end.” Yeah that “One team won and the other team lost” comment. 100% accurate. Good job, good job. also CHRIS HARDWICK IS A COW!!! jeff says: January 21, 2011 at 7:20 pm Wtf who won in the lakers clippers game? JD says: January 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm one of my favorite websites* Not my website. Sorry Chris. But still, fuck this guy. JD says: January 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm This post is bad and you should feel bad. Fox blowing trolls out of proportion is old news. Also, who the fuck links a video of fox news that isn’t making fun of it? Get off the internet. You are now my least favorite person on this website. Have a good one and stop clogging up one of my websites with your stupidity. smartbunny says: January 21, 2011 at 6:42 pm What about Troll 2? Margaret says: January 21, 2011 at 6:36 pm Lovely. Thanks for the tweet on this. You just rick rolled me on a Friday night. I love my life! Jesse says: January 21, 2011 at 6:29 pm If this had aired 10 years ago it might seem timely. Instead it feels incredibly dated and sad. Jaron says: January 21, 2011 at 6:25 pm Christine Devine is my favorite FOX News transsexual. This has been a troll comment. Nick says: January 21, 2011 at 6:24 pm Wait Fox News is blowing something out of proportion in order to make it seem much more dangerous and rampant than it is? Gordon says: January 21, 2011 at 6:20 pm This post sucks, and you suck for posting it, you suck face!