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Doggie Butt Covers. You Heard Me.

Thumbs up INDEED, Smiley Cyrus!

Tired of staring at your dog’s ugly crap crevice? Well slap a flap over that stink winker!

Whether you’re trying to conceal unsightly puckering or reduce temptation for your weird dog anus fetish, Rear Gear has a butthole cover for YOU. What happens when your dog starts pooping? I dunno! But I imagine it would be somewhat similar to having someone push a cake under a door and into a carpet. I guess you’d have to get one and then wait patiently while creepily focused on your dog’s ass with an unblinking eye to find out for sure.

Thanks, Rear Gear! This might motivate me to finally make a lipstick cap for awkward dog boners.


  1. Heath says:

    Is there a sticker we can use to cover her face?

  2. Rhogart says:

    OK, so, it does a wonderful job covering up the Play-Doh Poo Factory.
    However, if it’s an unaltered Male dog, his rear view is STILL gonna look like the hitch on a redneck pickup truck.

  3. Jonathan D. Silva says:

    They should start making lingerie for women like that. I think it would catch on. It would be the greatest triumph of man EVER!!!!

  4. Samantha Weiner says:

    if only i could fart flowers too!

  5. smartbunny says:

    What if the pup lowers his tail, or sits, or scratches, or does anything except stay completely upright? Won’t it slip off?

    Also: this is frigging stupid.

  6. @BeauRyan says:

    Just added to Bucket List: Push a cake under a door and into a carpet.

  7. Barny Boo says:

    I laugh because I cannot shudder hard enough to justify these screaming heebie-jeebies of mine.
    QUADRUPED BUTTHOLES: Get over them, America.

  8. Gina says:

    Chris, your comments cracked me up! Pushing a cake under a door! OMG!

  9. Thomas says:

    This is dumbest idea since Windows Me!

  10. Michelle says:

    /facepalm.. Really? roflmao….and then there was that person who had nothing better to do than stare at their dogs butt-hole.. They obviously thought about it far too long and came up with.. this.. So when your staring at a dogs ass, at least it will be moderately pleasant….

  11. Cass says:

    I thought nothing could ever blow my mind, this is the best brain BJ Ive ever gotten

  12. Alli says:

    Can you just imagine the excitement of this model to have gotten her big break!

    Then she has to tell people what the modeling job she got was.

  13. Daniel says:

    If only that dogs butt smelled as good as that flowers. but he can only hope so.

  14. MichaelG says:

    She is Hot, because her competition is a Dogs ASS.

  15. imajica21 says:

    I would rather look at that then suckubi butt…..but what if they eat it?? :)

  16. Deltus says:

    Not sure which I find more disturbing: that someone actually thought this shit up, that someone somewhere decided this was a good enough idea to bankroll, or the fact that this (yes, hot looking) woman has her face right beside the dog’s ass and is giving the thumb’s up sign.

  17. Big Brown says:

    I’d like a different angle to that photo – showing that chicks Rear Gear. I bet she has quite a stink nugget.

  18. skinneth says:

    uh.. is it me or is that chick kinda hot? does that make me creepy?

  19. lemmingsridge says:

    I wonder if my cat, Ol’ One-Eye, would put up with one of these…?

  20. MichaelG says:

    Scratch and Sniff?

    So when my dog rubs his ass on the carpet, will the carpet Now smell like flowers and not anal glands?

  21. Andrew says:


    Although if they proceeded to make one for a woman’s mouth, I might be intrigued.

  22. esteebebe says:

    it’s not actually a sticker, you tie it around the dog’s tail and the design dangles over its butt. that said, it’s still madly weird.