With Christmas right around the corner, we’re willing to bet some of the biggest toys being purchased for stockings everywhere are those belonging to the Star Wars universe. The Force Awakens is only one of the biggest movies ever; it tracks that the merchandise from one of the most toyetic movies ever made would be big this present-buying season. But Lucasfilm is also owned by Disney, and Disney knows a thing or two about making merch…so why not put all them thangs together!
Welcome to Toy Smash! You wanna know what a Disney Princess and a Star Wars thing would look like put together in a haphazard way, with a new name? Toy Smash! All the mixtures you want! Like Pocahontas and Poe Dameron. Or Ariel and Finn…Gender is a construct. Also, Anna from Frozen and Boba Fett! They both have daddy issues after all. They’re more alike than you’d think.
And before you get all bent out of shape, this is a video for comedy humor joking. We obviously would never put Aurora from Sleeping Beauty and Jabba the Hutt together… but we WOULD put Chewbacca and Rapunzel together, because that is a match made in the Life Day equivalent of Heaven.
Tell us your favorite Disney Princess and Star Wars character mash-ups in the comments below, and let us know what mixtures you didn’t see but would like to have seen. Do it… do it now!
Kyle Anderson is the Weekend Editor and also the film and TV critic for Nerdist.com. Follow him on Twitter!