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Death Bed Subtext w/ Topher Grace & Kate Bosworth (NSFW x a million)

The director in this vid is my phenomenally hilarious pal, Brett Gelman. This video is not only NSFW, it’s not safe for home, car, basement, or anywhere really. It is weatherproofed in filth.

And that is why you should watch it.

Comments

  1. Artrip says:

    Like a cancer curing Snickers bar…. brilliant

  2. Mehdi says:

    If you guys liked this so much you should check out his iBrain short story he read on Comedy Death Ray a few weeks ago. It starts off slow but it’s worth the wait. Thankfully someone uploaded it onto soundcloud. Enjoy:

    http://soundcloud.com/degrell/ibrain

  3. Deltus says:

    It’s up again at FoD. I guess they had to check with the lawyers or something as to whether they should have something that vulgar, yet so deliciously funny, up on the site.

    I’ve never laughed so hard at the concept of fucking the cancer right out of a pussy before.

  4. Amrehlu says:

    Nothin’ about this ISN’T funny. Everyone who worked on this should receive a large sum of awards and cash. Also, a museum should be opened to having everything and anything related to this on display. Cancer has never been funnier.

  5. D! says:

    I really think Topher nailed it at the end (no pun intended)…he looks so sad but he just wants to tap that ass….

  6. wow. i have no words. my my my. lol

  7. Dustin Martian says:

    How about a mention of BJ Porter who wrote the damn thing?

  8. Hardwick says:

    Weirdly, it’s on FOD’s homepage but when you click on it there’s a big empty space where the video should be.

    Hope they fix it!

  9. Yeah no video. Now I have to actually go ahead and put effort into searching for it. I hate effort.

  10. amanda says:

    I also see no video!!! Now I reallly reallly really want to see it ! Whats up with that?

  11. Bryant says:

    I don’t see a video. I want to laugh :(

  12. Scott says:

    I feel so dirty….almost soiled.
    Almost like that left a cum beard on my eyes!

    Don’t think that’s gonna wash out…
    Thanks, that was the perfect way to kick off the weekend!

  13. Deltus says:

    Oh holy shit with whipped cream and a goddamn cherry on top, that was FOUL! I actually think I need a shower after watching that twice. Because as foul as it was, it was even funnier. I’m still laughing.

    Tell me, is there such a thing as soul bleach? Cause I think mine needs some right now.

    ‘Scuse me, I’m going to watch this again.

  14. I’m rarely drawn to say this, but holy shit that was awesome in such a terrible way, I think my ears need to be washed out with Lava soap. “Imagine you are wearing a cum beard” holy crap that’s funny as hell. To be able to keep a straight face for Topher and Kate is really saying something. I used to think Topher was a douche bag and kind of a wimp, but after watching this, at least in my book, his stock just went up about a million notches. I may never be the same after watching this, but that’s okay, I don’t want to be. Thank you from the bottom of my vulgar heart for showing me this, it was like an early birthday present for me. You got me the perfect gift. Thanks.

    Michael

  15. CarrieP says:

    That is fucked up. And awesome.

  16. Rik says:

    I might have hurt myself a little bit. I’m… not sure I’ll ever look at Santa the same way again.

  17. John Gundich says:

    Oh dear Lord. That was amazing. I can’t stop laughing. That last line will stay with me forever.

  18. Mike says:

    Cancer killing snickers bar… Did he really just say that?

  19. Suzie says:

    Seriously, my stomach hurts from laughing so much! That is the most sick, twisted, demented video I’ve ever seen and I LOVE IT!!! :) Thanks, I really needed a good laugh!

  20. devilishone says:

    Quite possibly the funniest thing to come out of Funny or Die US since Will Ferrel’s landlady…

  21. Jason says:

    Now THAT’s what I call art-tion!