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Conan’s Face Was a Mess at the End of Clueless Gamer: “Frat Rules”

If you’re going to play video games with “frat house rules,” you probably shouldn’t be surprised when, after you lose, someone is going to draw something inappropriate on your face. Something you’d probably not want drawn on your face, or anywhere else on your body for that matter.

Yes, obviously we’re talking about a dick. You lose and they draw a dick on your face, like Conan O’Brien had happen to him many, many, (way too) many times in this segment of “Clueless Gamer.”

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Why “frat house rules” for this one? Because he was playing Mario Kart 8 with Seth Rogen and Zac Efron, who were promoting their new movie Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. The rules were simple: you come in last out of the three and they draw a penis in black marker on your face.

I just have to say, Rogen and Efron got really creative using the space of Conan’s face–some of those were downright clever.

While Conan’s face looked like the bathroom wall of a dive bar by the end, the best part was the chart with the “Hand Drawn Penis Safe Practices” chart of what is and isn’t acceptable for television. Sure, you can draw a penis on the face of our number one star at the network, but it can’t be too graphic. That’s how you end up with a stream of “musical notes” on Conan’s face.

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Extra kudos to Conan for actually managing to win the very first round. That doesn’t happen often, and obviously it was all downdick from there.

What else could “frat house rules” have meant? Draw up your ideas in our comments below.

Images: TBS

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