If you’re already familiar with The Witcher series, seeing a naked body or two is old hat by now. If, however, you don’t know a thing about the franchise, you are more than likely to respond to the naughty bits in the same way that Conan O’Brien did on the latest episode of his show Clueless Gamer when he tackled the highly anticipated The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.
Yes, while most of us enjoy the long conversations between NPCs, slaying monsters, and running around completing quests, as soon as he finds out you can engage in sexual activity in the game, Conan goes on a quest of his own. Like a pirate, Conan is on wild hunt to find some booty, and boy does he find it.
After complaining about the loquacious NPCs, bumping into people, and running (a lot), Conan’s co-host Aaron Bleyaert skips to a scene in the steamy bathhouse and hands the controller to Conan. As he bounces between conversations with topless women, he gets increasingly frustrated and starts to fight everything in his path. Tired of getting rejected, he asks Bleyaert to show him some sex…or else.
To this, Bley brings Conan to a magical scene with Yennifer. in which they have sex on a unicorn. As we already mentioned in our preview piece, a stuffed unicorn is one of the many places you’ll be able to make whoopee. Both surprised by the location and elated that he’s finally able to have sex, Conan kicks Bley out so he can have some alone time with Yennifer.
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