File this under “things you never knew you wanted”: evil geniuses Barry Schwartz and Shea Serrano found Aaron Paul’s portrayal of Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad to be lacking in that certain je ne sais #YOLO, so they took matters in to their own hands with the truly inspired art Tumblr Drake-ing Bad. In case you’re slow on the uptake or are generally unfamiliar with October’s Very Own, the Tumblr replaces the Bitchie Award-giving Aaron Paul, amongst other Breaking Bad characters, with hip hop superstar Drake. His unyielding smile, winning attitude, undeniable swag and pearly white teeth make the Degrassi actor-turned-rap phenom the perfect addition to a nearly perfect series.
How does Drake feel about his new role?
I am media. Hahahaha.
— Drizzy (@Drake) June 21, 2013
Well put, Drizzy. Well put, indeed. You are truly the one who knocks.