The night is dark…and it is going to be pouring cats and dragons out there so make sure you have an umbrella with you if you’re heading out.
This officially licensed Game of Thrones piece comes exclusively from ThinkGeek, and it has a “handle carved like the hilt of Longclaw with plastic gemstone eyes.” The umbrella itself is black with a Game of Thrones logo on it, because you have to make sure you can properly accessorize when you’re manning the Wall as a brother of the Night’s Watch.
Fortunately you won’t need a Master-at-Arms to wield this Longclaw, and they also point out it “never needs sharpening (not because it’s made from Valyrian steel but because it’s an umbrella).” Fair point.
If you decide to get one, you might also want to grab one of their Jon Snow fur hoodies and make sure you’re ready for any inclement weather, because, as we all well know, winter is coming. Plus sometimes you just need to cosplay and be pragmatic.