How much do you love bacon? No, really, how much do you actually love it? Do you love it so much that you’d be willing to wager love itself on bacon? Because that’s exactly what Oscar Mayer’s new bacon-themed app will let you do.
The iPhone app, Sizzl, will enable users to be matched up depending on their bacon preferences. Rather than list whether you like the outdoors or long walks on the beach, you’ll answer questions such as how do you like your bacon cooked. (What about your opinion on Kevin Bacon?)
Your bacon love might sound like a small compatibility issue, but how many relationships have been ruined because one partner insisted on making it crispy when the other one likes it chewy? And really, shouldn’t we know beforehand if our romantic interest prefers turkey bacon? That could definitely be a deal breaker.
The app might sound like a bit of a joke, but Oscar Mayer insists it’s real and on the webpage for Sizzl they’ve answered some of your questions. The app will gauge your level of interest and create a time frame for you and other potential matches to talk.
The makers of the new app are the same people that created the bacon-scented alarm clock. Every time I think we have hit the bacon nadir something like this comes out and lets us know that bacon is nature’s unstoppable force.
So what do you think of this app? Is bacon the right food choice to determine whether or not you have found “the one?” Let us know in the comments if your love of bacon is enough to find true love.