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ANDROID REVIEW COMING (and other crap)


Good citizens of The Nerdist, I’d like to address a few things:

1) Why aren’t you posting a ton?

A fair question. I’ve been on the road a lot doing stand-up comedy jokes, covering stuff for G4 and taping a new project for WIRED and PBS. While I realize that the web is, like Streptococcus  salivarius, always present in our lives, I have not had huge blocks of time to bring you the kind of quality Nerdistry I can find. Also I have a WIRED Mag deadline next week. This has been siphoning all of my writing time. Things will be back to normal soon.

2) Next Thursday, the 16th, I’ll be co-hosting Attack of the Show at which time I’ll review the Android phone from the many tentacles of Google–yes, Google: like a creepy uncle, touching you wherever you are.

3) Be sure to sign up for my email list and receive info on live performances and other nerdy business. I seem to have a bunch of shows popping up.

4) The above pictured sheep is actually a robotic lawnmower. This only made it sexier to me.

5) The fifth point in any list is a cumbersome, vestigial appendage.

Image: Chris Hardwick/Nerdist

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  1. Stef says:

    Oh my god that is the most amazing lawn mower/sheep I have ever seen. Thank you. You made my day.

  2. Jones says:

    Regarding robo-ewe: I won’t be expecting a cover of Johann Sebastian’s “Sheep May Safely Graze” on your next CD then. (Oh dear, unfortunate use of word “cover”)

  3. Missy B - (SF) says:

    Lawnmower sheep.. is apprehensive.

  4. Rich says:

    Thank you for the info…We were feeling neglected (in a nerdy way)!!

  5. V says:

    is the sheep single? I would like to date the sheep.

  6. Tara Ariano says:

    No upcoming live dates in New York? Boo.

  7. Nan says:

    That sheep is so awesome that I didn’t read a single word posted under it. Upstaged, sir.

  8. Lisa says:

    Hee hee….. Somewhere in here, there’s also a joke about being a closeted New Zealander.

  9. lana012 says:

    I can’t wait for you to be back on AOTs. I am excited.

  10. Casi says:

    robotic lawnmower shaped like a sheep…wow.

  11. chrisallen says:

    haha sheep at work… plz do not disturb kthx!

  12. Nick says:

    Hahaha the sign in the background completes this picture!

    “Who’s a good lawnmower-disguised-as-a-sheep-with-two-pupils-per-eye? You are!”

  13. laylaness says:

    RE: Android review: Thank you! Mine will be in my grubby little hands on the 22nd, and I need more than a lame Flash tour from T-Mobile.

    Also *insert sheep joke here*.

  14. Giggleloop says:

    OK, the robotic sheep lawnmower is TOTALLY going on my Christmas list. I don’t care how much it costs. Hell, someone can just buy me a lawnmower and put a cardboard sheep over top of it and that would work too. 🙂