Why yes: that is a giant, rubberized version of Game of Thrones‘ Iron Throne made entirely of black dildos — how did you know and what gave it away? Was it all the power it wielded with its mere presence? Its girth? The way it draws the eye in and makes you swear up, down, left, right, and sideways that you will never go back to sitting on another replica chair ever again? Or maybe it was simply the fact that the video was called “Game of Bones” and, well, I mean what else could this behemoth be, right?
So yeah. Bondara — one of the United Kingdom’s most popular online sex toy destinations — decided one day to give the Internet a gift (there is so much pun potential here. Just like SO. MANY. PUNS.), wrangling 200 of their finest dildos and a cavalcade of shameless artisans to construct the beast in a mere 24 hours. Something tells us Tyrion would be far keener to sit on THIS particular throne than the actual Iron Throne. After all, he is the god of tits and wine. And this throne doesn’t stab back (well…) in a way that destroys an entire family and kingdom in one fell swoop.
And exciting bonus for all our UK Nerds out there — there’s a giveaway going on right now where you could WIN THIS EXTREMELY SFW THRONE for your very own, Littlefinger-inspired home.
So, OK, now that we all got through that like adults, let’s go nuts with the dirty punnery in the comments, shall we? After all — in the immortal words of a one Dan “Casey” Snow, “If you thought this would have a happy ending, you clearly haven’t — oh wait, no, it totally will.”