Code Red Emergency Breaking News Update: Bill Murray reportedly stopped by a quaint, intimate dinner party this past weekend in South Carolina to celebrate a mutual friend’s and his upcoming birthday. Then things spiraled out of control. Outlets are reporting that an upper middle class male politely requested that guests begin to wind down and head home, to which Mr. Murray responded, “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?”
Okay, so though I made up a lot of the above, we do have have videographic evidence of Murray boogying down to Lil Jon’s EDM banger, which is amazing for a slew of reasons:
1. Bill F–king Murray showed up to a small house party in South Carolina just because.
3. Bill Murray is familiar with the existence of the Crunkest human being alive.
4. Based on this grainy footage, Murray may indeed know how to pop, lock, and drop (all three!).
5. Before this party got way too turnt, Murray took time to celebrate his existence by blowing out birthday candles.
God damn it, we love Bill Murray so much. Keep on keeping on Bill.