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Alison Haislip, Secret Agent-Type Person!

You know Friend-of-Nerdist Alison Haislip from her work on G4. Perhaps you also know her from NBC’s The Voice, and you’ve surely heard her on the Nerdist Podcast. And you know she’ll be part of G4’s Comic-Con coverage and will be making other appearances at the show (more on that later in this post). But did you know that Alison has an alter ego? Meet Jane Bond, Agent 008, licensed to kill:

Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy,

Yes, in advance of her appearances at Comic-Con, Alison did a little role-playing for a photo shoot, and Nerdist has been honored as the exclusive site for the pictures’ debut. They’re like she was dropped right into a James Bond movie, or a video game, or both.

Here she is, having just dropped two guards at a secret rebel base, inspecting the damage to her fingernails:

Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy,

And here, she’s doing her best about-to-spring-out-and-shoot-the-guard pose:

Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy,

Finally, having shot the guy in the first stall, she’s ready to take another big enemy guard out. Can she spare a square? I don’t think that’s really an issue at this point:

Photo: Dave Cox/Wil Wells of Elevendy,

The photo credit goes to Dave Cox and Wil Wells of Elevendy, and they’re at They did a great job — give ’em a hand.

Oh, right, where will Alison (I don’t feel qualified to call her “Slippy” like Chris does) be at Comic-Con? Here’s her schedule:

1-3p: “Friends of the Nerdolution” panel & autograph signing at Zachary Levi’s Nerd HQ — that’s the place you heard Zach talk about on the podcast. It’s at Jolt’n Joes, 379 4th Ave., in the Gaslamp District at 4th and J, a couple of blocks from the Convention Center.

10:30a-11a: Listen to Alison on Geek Time on Sirius XM Radio’s Howard 101
11:30a-1p: Autograph signing in Autograph Alley with Attack of the Show
3-4p: Individual autograph signing at the G4 booth (stop by the booth early to pick up a wristband)

1-5:30p: Watch Alison on G4 with live coverage at the G4 booth


  1. Secret Agent says:

    ! For eleven years while “a child” I had a bowling league team named the Secret Agents, I sure wish that I could have found a female teammate that resembled the look of Alison here as some “agent” also on our team!

  2. chris says:

    Wow, I always thought she was hot as hell, but now there are no words to describe how hot she is

  3. Sam says:

    That is major badassness. Alison definitely needs to be in a video game like GoldenEye. All of these are now the background of my phone in a rotating fashion.

  4. Alison always seemed to me the type of girl I could see asking out in a comic book shop. A girl excited to wander inside a Mac Store, Allison always carried herself as just a really cool dame. With these pics I now know one more thing about her. She is so far beyond my league it hurts. I guess that is the problem with all the awesome ladies; they clean up nice, guys are always damn dirt merchants.

  5. SunOfNone says:

    Alison Haislip is so cool. I miss her not being on AOTS all the time.

  6. Jason C says:

    Alisons hotness has just been multiplied by 10, which to be fair, was already at a substantial amount :)

  7. agirlyman says:

    Don’t fuck with Haislip!

  8. Justin says:

    Ok, now I want this to be a REAL thing. A movie or something.These pics are fucking awesome.

  9. s1yfox says:

    these picks look like screenshots of games before the game is released! me likely nonetheless 😀

  10. Lokey says:

    Smokin’ hot as usual! Glad Alison is getting more and more of the attention she deserves!

  11. JB says:

    holy crap! thanks for my new cellphone wallpaper.. 😀

  12. JetpackBlues says:

    PHWOAR! Beauty and death via silencer! Smokey eyes and a smoking gun.

    I’d love to have a Mexican Stand-off with her.


  13. Wildride says:

    Every Bond needs a Moneypenny:

  14. holly cow!!!

    yes, I sure like to see Alison, she is gorgeous, but she is also quite a treat to listen, since she amazes me with all her nerdittude.
    Also, congrats for the guys at Elevendy, that is an awesome piece of art.
    Can I ask for some “making of”? not just on the photo shoot, but also on how it became this amazing pics? don’t need to give too much away, just show a few things!

    Well, in the meantime pic #3 will be in my desktop.

    Once again, congrats for all of the involved.

  15. Jack says:

    She is so freakin’ gorgeous.

  16. John says:

    Are you sure that wasn’t “Jane Bond, Agent 008, licensed to thrill”? Pretty sure that must be a type-o 😉

  17. Bob says:

    I’m going with. “Joy, Joy Stickher” as her obnoxiously sexist Bond name

  18. rodb_23 says:

    Awesome. I can so see Alison being a super bad-ass spy.

  19. I demand a wallpaper version of the first pic.

  20. Will J says:

    I thought codename 008 only gave you a license to ill.

  21. Jaym says:

    Secret-Agent type?

  22. This is the hottest thing I have ever seen in my life.

  23. Jason says:

    Absolutely awesome! Hopefully she’s coming to rescue me!

  24. Remember to click the shots for super-high-res versions boys and girls…

  25. robert jones says:

    Pic #2; “Mother-F’ers broke one of my nails!”

  26. Zachary Hall says:

    This is so hot. Wallpaper material right here.

  27. Trenton says:

    Looking forward to the new Slippster Cell game.