— Dan Casey (@osteoferocious) June 9, 2014
Turns out, the premise of the joke was inherently flawed. Here’s how you can avoid embarrassing yourself on the internet or in front of a group of esteemed historians/colleagues at your next salon. People still have salons, right? Where they sip aged Armagnac from hand-crafter snifters and discuss all things hoity and toity? Either way, now you know and it’ll probably come in handy at some weird bar trivia night like six months from now.
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