♪ On the fourth day of Christmas, Grumpy Cat gave to me… a bottle of Crystal Pepsi! ♪
Ugh, holidays, amirite? Well, you’d agree with the sentiment if you were Grumpy Cat. In this, our latest installment in the 12 Days of Grumpy Cat, our buds over at Dynamite Comics are going way, way back, all the way to 1992 in their celebration of Grumpy’s least favorite presents leading up to December 25. Frankly, the internet’s favorite fluffy grump is sick and tired of all the holiday cheer and goodwill obligations—and especially the crappy presents.
Oh Grumpy, you ol’ scallywag, you! You really will never be satisfied with anything, will you? (Obviously the answer is no—we’re not new.) Though to be honest, we’re sorta siding with Grumps on this one: who wants to receive Crystal Pepsi, be it for hydration or gift purposes? Certainly not us.
Man oh man, Grumpy sure does have crappy luck when it comes to presents. On the first night of Grumpy Cat Christmas, someone gave her a selfie stick (not a good look for anyone, let alone a cat). Her second worst gift? Someone got her the E.T. Atari game. And just yesterday someone put some wrapping paper on a Magic-Eye book, a surefire way to guarantee your cat gets sick and throws up. Grumps, we’re going to go out on a limb and say your friends, maybe, aren’t all that great. At least not when it comes to gift-giving.
What do you think, though? Let us know in the comments below.
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