♪ On the third day of Christmas, Grumpy Cat gave to me… one major migraine! ♪
December moves lightning fast, and this December, in particular, is racing forward without a pause. Is it the build up to Star Wars? Is it getting older? Is it the never-ending schedule of obligatory holiday parties, ugly Christmas sweater photo booth pics, and looming deadlines?
Whatever it is, we’re ready for a BREAK and we are not alone. With the help of Dynamite Comics, we are celebrating the twelve days of
Christmas Grumpy Cat leading up to December 25, and the fluffy little grump is frankly sick of all this cheer and merriment, too.
I mean, how hard is it to buy a gift for a cat? Laser pointers, treats, empty boxes, feathers on a stick… they’re pretty easy to shop for, even if they are the grumpiest feline on the internet. And so far Grumpy Cat has had the absolute worst luck. First, someone gave her a selfie stick, which obviously means they think she is a monster. THEN someone got her the E.T. Atari game, which implies she’s some sort of idiot. And today someone had the nerve to wrap up a magic-eye book for a cat. Are they trying to kill her??
Look, we know this cat is grumpy as hell, but maybe she could regift some of these unwanted items. Because while cats can’t use a magic-eye book for anything other than a crippling headache, Kyle Hill could probably Because Science the shit out of it. How do those crazy optical illusions work again?
What’s on your Christmas list this year? Let us know in the comments below!