♫ On the second day of Christmas, Grumpy Cat gave to me… two angrily clenched paws! ♪
With the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens looming on the horizon, it feels like Christmas is coming early this year. But chronologically speaking, that’s a damn lie! A DAMN, DIRTY LIE, I TELL YOU, A DAMN DIRTY LIE! This year, to help keep us numerically accurate, Grumpy Cat is adding some bah humbug to the deluge of holiday cheer by helping us count down the remaining days until Christmas. If you find yourself suffering from whiplash from eye-rolling at all the saccharine sweet merry-making then you need to read Dynamite Comics’ 12 Days of Grumpy Cat. We’re teaming up with Dynamite to roll out twelve exclusive comics featuring the Internet’s most fractious feline, Grumpy Cat, and we’ll be sharing them every day leading up to Christmas.
Take a peek at Day 1, then find out why you can’t just give someone any old video game you come across. Some of them are hot garbage. Quite literally. Especially E.T., an Atari game so legendarily lousy that they had to bury it in the deserts of New Mexico. Unfortunately, some enterprising nerds took it upon themselves to unearth said digital filth, and I’m fairly certain that in doing so they unleashed a Pandora’s Box of crap upon an unsuspecting world. Isn’t that how The Mummy happened? Do you want to create the E.T. equivalent of The Mummy? Huh? Do you?
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