♪ On the tenth day of Christmas a stupid dog gave to me: one dog house I can’t even use. I don’t care if it doesn’t rhyme, I’m grumpy. ♪
Ooo wee it’s almost time to wake up first thing on Christmas morning and sprint in a pajama onsie (we’re not too old for it shut up) to a tree-load of presents. Unless you’re grumpy cat. She isn’t excited at all because ooo wee has she gotten some bad presents this year. I mean, just what is she going to do with a Backstreet Boys CD or a Magic-Eye book? C’mon y’all this is one grumpy cat we are talking about here.
With the help of Dynamite Comics, we are celebrating the twelve days of
Christmas Grumpy Cat leading up to December 25. We already on day 10, so ooo wee there’s not much grumpy left to see. In today’s comic strip, Grumpy gets a present from an annoyingly excited dog. She’s right though, you never want to read those three words on a present.
Though I’d say “batteries not included” might be higher up.
This is just getting ridiculous. That present wasn’t ever for her! Maybe she’s so grumpy because she knows dogs can’t grasp the existential crisis that is knowing you are but one organism out of trillions on one planet out of eight in one galaxy out of billions in one universe out of a possibly infinite number of universes and that nothing you do can ever truly matter. But hey, maybe she just needs some catnip.
We hope she gets something she likes tomorrow ooo wee!
What would you get this grumpy little face? Let us know in the comments below.